Funny!!! Must Read hehehe

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**


**'Hello?'**








**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**









**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**









**After a brief pause,**









**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**









**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'**









Brief Pause.








**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**





**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**







**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**





**'I did it, Daddy.'**





**'And what happened, honey?' **

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on and ran around screaming.**









**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**









**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**









**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**









**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**









**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**










*****Long Pause*****











*****Longer Pause*****











*****Even Longer Pause*****










**Then Daddy says,**










**'Swimming pool? ...........**










**Is this 486-5731?'*

















**No, I think you have the wrong number.......*